On.My.Toes.For.You

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what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*

psyducked:

I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”

(via itsnatasja)

grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via xoxoteenlife)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

(via xoxoteenlife)